What Americans really want is naughty girls in underwear. The naughtier, the better, it would seem, as the "Amish" model who sells her underwear seems to be proving. She's been on Howard Stern and now she's rocking American Pinup.
The votes are in, this is what the people want.
When the alternative is Nancy Pelosi, discussing politics, who can blame them?
This ain't what people want, but it's who is running the show while they look away.
But hey, if you came here looking for Amish hotties in swimwear, here you go:
Amish Hotties on the Beach!
But that's not got the shock value of a chick who's "broken free" of her religious upbringing, cast reservations aside, and dons swimwear that dissolves in contact with water, right?
Those repressed chicks become maniacs when they break free of their religious upbringing, right?
Don't watch your government. Look the other way. Thaaat's it. Ignore what's going on behind the curtain...
Nothing to see here, we're just running your life. Move along...
So keep checking out those hot models. Much more interesting than how you're being screwed by your "representatives".
Does it matter what denomination the underwear is?
As the song says, "Look away, look away, look away..."