Showing posts with label oil spill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oil spill. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Oil Skimmer Obama

Add a new nickname to the political scene. Alongside "Schoolbus Ray Nagin" we now have "Oil Skimmer Obama."

Senator George LeMieux has brought it out into the light in indisputable fashion, the President has made himself as much an obstacle to dealing with a disaster as Mayor Ray Nagin did in the disaster his city suffered. In fact, he's done worse. At least Schoolbus Ray didn't keep turning away schoolbuses after allowing his own fleet to be flooded out.

Oil Skimmer Obama reassures his hand-selected politicians that oil skimmers won't spoil their view of oil-soaked seas.

No matter what the President says about the value of oil drilling and offshore oil production (which he appeared to support with political actions taken just before the BP oil spill), we have a big spill now. It's possible to deal with this spill. The means for doing so are proven and in hand. But he's stood in the way the whole time, first through inactivity then through outright opposition.

Check out the Senator's page for the details on the oil spill response.
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Amish Models Fight the BP Oil Spill!!!

Hey, everyone knows you're sick of checking out the oil spill. After all, who wants to spend week after week looking at this:
Oil Spills: Not Pretty

What Americans really want is naughty girls in underwear. The naughtier, the better, it would seem, as the "Amish" model who sells her underwear seems to be proving. She's been on Howard Stern and now she's rocking American Pinup.
Not an Amish girl in her underwear, but who'd know it?
The votes are in, this is what the people want.

When the alternative is Nancy Pelosi, discussing politics, who can blame them?
Amish models need wrinkle cream?
This ain't what people want, but it's who is running the show while they look away.

But hey, if you came here looking for Amish hotties in swimwear, here you go:
Amish hotties in swimwear at the beach. Watch out Sports Illustrated!
Amish Hotties on the Beach!

But that's not got the shock value of a chick who's "broken free" of her religious upbringing, cast reservations aside, and dons swimwear that dissolves in contact with water, right?
Amish models in candy underwear--or Presbyterian, or Catholic, or something. Those repressed chicks are maniacs, right?
Those repressed chicks become maniacs when they break free of their religious upbringing, right?

Don't watch your government. Look the other way. Thaaat's it. Ignore what's going on behind the curtain...
No Amish Chicks in the Smoke-Filled Rooms where they run your life, nothing here to see.
Nothing to see here, we're just running your life. Move along...

So keep checking out those hot models. Much more interesting than how you're being screwed by your "representatives".
Amish underwear, Hindu underwear, Atheist underwear, it's all good, right?
Does it matter what denomination the underwear is?

As the song says, "Look away, look away, look away..."
Amish chicks make life better for =everyone=.
Supposedly Amish models make policy making soooo much easier!
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